MVP Website Build. 1 Week. $2,500 Flat.
Created by an opinionated developer with 20+ years of experience building websites and zero tolerance for BS.
Built for founders, freelancers, and businesses who don’t have time to waste.
Your website doesn’t need 36 layers, a 6-week wait, or a $10,000 price tag to feel validated.
It needs to load fast, look good, and help your audience understand what you do, without breaking or bloating.
This service exists to cut the fat and ship the damn thing – fast.
Launch a modern website without the extra fluff, fees, or delays.
🛠 Built by a Developer, Not a Design Bro
I’m Robert, and I’ve been online since dial-up was a thing (shut up 😂)
I’ve released over 50 free WordPress plugins. I’ve found critical security flaws in plugins used by millions. I’ve built a static site generator from scratch. And I’ve helped everyone from solo creators to digital agencies launch sites that actually work.
- I don’t use trendy tools just because we’re told they’re hot.
- I don’t overcomplicate the process to upsell you later.
- And I definitely don’t believe in bloated builds that make clients dependent on me forever.
You’re hiring me because you want it done right, done fast, and done without drama.
5 professionally designed pages
Homepage, About, Contact, and any two additional pages of your choosing.
You receive no templated junk
Built with performance, clarity, and your brand in mind.
Mobile-ready, lightning fast
Whether it’s WordPress or Stattic (we’ll decide together), I make it lean and mean.
Basic on-page SEO baked in
Title tags, meta descriptions, alt text. You know, the essentials that should just be there.
Launch in one week or less
From kickoff to handoff, I move fast – and communicate clearly the whole way.
Flat fee: $2,500
No surprise fees, scope creep or ongoing requirements to ‘push the needle’. No BS.
🤔 Is This Right for You?
This service is perfect if:
- You need a professional site that doesn’t look like a DIY hack job
- You want to move fast without sacrificing quality
- You’re tired of flaky freelancers and “agencies” that ghost
- You have your content (or at least a rough draft) and want to launch already
It’s not a good fit if:
- You want 15+ pages, a full e-commerce setup, or extensive membership features
- You’re still figuring out your offer or don’t have a firm grasp of the direction you’re going in
- You want to use 20 different tools to do what 1 clean solution can handle
Let’s Connect
You deserve an expert who treats you and your business with respect. Let’s make sure you’re feeling safe, secure, and built to last 💪💯